no way I would have chosen boring ass freds over cook. NO WAY.
there are no words. <3 Freddie Mercury. <3 Queen.
#thatawkwardmomentwhen…your pet troll tries to cock block you.
this is my stop, got to GET OFF! la la laaaa la la…
my best friend and i decided, after so many failed relationships, that we would form a commitmentship and be totally devoted to each other in every way (except physical, never been a fan of ginger with my sushi). we do want kids, so we’re both going to donate an egg to be fertilized by the same sperm so we’ll never know who the biological mother is. that way the love is equal no matter what.
anyone who wants to join the CIA after watching american movies deserves to be betrayed and dropped in the ocean, Jason Bourne style. Also, whenever i see a preview for a movie about the CIA disavowing someone and that person turning into a one-person army to get revenge, if Matt Damon isn’t in it looking all pensive and amnesia-y, trust I am rooting for the CIA.