HoodNerd

hoods where the heart is; nerds where the words from"
no way I would have chosen boring ass freds over cook. NO WAY.

no way I would have chosen boring ass freds over cook. NO WAY.

                                       there are no words. <3 Freddie Mercury. <3 Queen.

#thatawkwardmomentwhen&#8230;your pet troll tries to cock block you. 

#thatawkwardmomentwhen…your pet troll tries to cock block you. 

Gosling and Cheadle for Blackbook Magazine in 2005

is it me or does ryan gosling look like that drunk lauren conrad dated on the hills? don’t judge me because i know that. 

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Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent, leave the house before you find something worth staying in for.

                                         this is my stop, got to GET OFF! la la laaaa la la…

my best friend and i decided, after so many failed relationships, that we would form a commitmentship and be totally devoted to each other in every way (except physical, never been a fan of ginger with my sushi). we do want kids, so we&#8217;re both going to donate an egg to be fertilized by the same sperm so we&#8217;ll never know who the biological mother is. that way the love is equal no matter what.

my best friend and i decided, after so many failed relationships, that we would form a commitmentship and be totally devoted to each other in every way (except physical, never been a fan of ginger with my sushi). we do want kids, so we’re both going to donate an egg to be fertilized by the same sperm so we’ll never know who the biological mother is. that way the love is equal no matter what.

bought my niece this glitter nail polish from urban outfitters and we did our nails. wish they would have written somewhere on the bottle that it was tattoo polish. i&#8217;ve been trying to take it off for two days. its like fucking glitter crazy glue. 

bought my niece this glitter nail polish from urban outfitters and we did our nails. wish they would have written somewhere on the bottle that it was tattoo polish. i’ve been trying to take it off for two days. its like fucking glitter crazy glue. 

anyone who wants to join the CIA after watching american movies deserves to be betrayed and dropped in the ocean, Jason Bourne style. Also, whenever i see a preview for a movie about the CIA disavowing someone and that person turning into a one-person army to get revenge, if Matt Damon isn&#8217;t in it looking all pensive and amnesia-y, trust I am rooting for the CIA. 

anyone who wants to join the CIA after watching american movies deserves to be betrayed and dropped in the ocean, Jason Bourne style. Also, whenever i see a preview for a movie about the CIA disavowing someone and that person turning into a one-person army to get revenge, if Matt Damon isn’t in it looking all pensive and amnesia-y, trust I am rooting for the CIA.